It's your birthday so I know you want to ride out...

Sex. Everyone loves talking about it. Everyone loves doing it. Everyone loves it basically. Thing is how much is too much sex? And don't say when you get an STD, cause that doesn't count lol for some people having sex is like an addiction. hence the words "sex addict". they need to have it now and fast and hard and sweaty and all that. for those people too much is never enough. even when they get syphilis and ghanaria lol. others see sex as a means to procreate. you know the "scientists" who just want to make babies and populate the world. anyways there is another group: i call them "prudes" the whole sex is wrong, and its only right after marriage, etc. difference between them and "scientists" scientists still do it before marriage. lol but yeah back to my original thingy. personally i love sex. i like having it alot. not too too much and it has to be safe but yeah. So for me too much sex is when Paren Jr. cant perform or just hurts. thats TOO much. its too much when it start interfering with my life: social, work and otherwise. I'd rather be like the kind of person who says they can quit, and actually can, than the kind of person who says they can and ends up having consecutive orgies for 3 nights in a row. I'm just saying.

Movie of the day

ok so I have been putting this off for sometime, but it is finally here! Harry Potter 6! Imma make it quick. FYI SPOILER ALERTS...so first of all it was all soo gud. I mean Harry, Ron and Hermione are all so grown up! Like they`re so mature-ish. I loved the beginning with the Death Eaters and all the smoke and flying and shit. Like honestly this is such a good way to show them, the smoke and weaving was amazing. Next, the part with Dumbledore and the whole teleporting thing (I know it is called something else but w/e) jks!. The whole love triangle between Ron, Lavender and Hermione was expertly pulled off. I loved the balance between playfulness and seriousness, like there is in really love situations. Dumbledore dying made me tear up, like for real. People actually cried it was so sad. Highlight of the movie: I have 2. Bellatrix was amazing I have already said this but did I mention that she is also going to be The Red Queen in the new Alice in Wonderland??? It is going to be amazing, even though its coming out in 2010, but w/e. Highlight 2 is the whole pincers thing, omg it was sooo funny. Lucky Harry reminded me of High Harry lol. Lowlight of the movie: pretty much the only thing I had to complain about was the fact that there was not many memories but oh well. Overall I give this movie 9 Cursed necklaces out of 10 Felix Felicis only because Bellatrix didn't get enough screen time :P

funny in a not so funny way

So here i was taking a nap for what I thought was going to be 1/2 hour when a security guy comes and wakes me up. Apparently i was there for about 1 hour. The funny thing is I cant be mad at him cause he was hot and cause he was sooo nice to me lol He kept asking me, if I was alrite if I was hungover, etc. It was pretty funny lol Unfortunately I am still tired. Oh well...

Like of the day

Helen Bonham Carter and Tom Felton. I saw Harry Potter 6. 'Nuff said. Except that Helen as Bellatrix was fucking BOMB like so amazing. I love her, I so want to see her in Sweeney Todd now even more. Tom Felton a.k.a Draco Malfoy a.k.a Mr. Sad and Lonely lol. I mean really throughout the whole move Draco just looks sad and lonely and brooding but he does it sooo badass. Plus he's just such a wounded, tragic, anti-hero. But I'm not gonna get into this rite now. Thats for my review. HP 6 kicked ass end of story.

Movie of the day

You all know what's coming
TRANSFORMERS. That movie was sick. TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN was like sex but without the foreplay, or regret. lol. But really it was soo good. First off, Optimus was badass killing that Demolishor dude was so cool. I mean I love seeing Optimus being more modern a.k.a killing prisoners. Sure it's a bit heavy handed (Bush)but still. Next, Bumblebee. Bumblebee is my favorite Autobot. He's a frigging Camaro. And it's yellow. SO cool. Fighting scenes were amazing too, even some people say it's all blurs and then sparks and then a robot on top. Not true. Now the actors. Shia LaBoeuf is one of my favorite young actors. Even Stevens, amazing. Even though it was Disney lol. But yeah I like him. I really like him even though he was arrested, but no biggie. Megan Fox. Wow. If I was bi I would so do her lol. But really I must admit she is pretty attractive not gonna lie. So to wrap this review up Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen was great, fun, and fan-fucking-tastic. I give it 11 Allsparks out of 10 Matrix of Leadership.
Yes, yes I know I'm a nerd.

Dislike

Ducks. Or Birds in general. I don't like them they scare me. Like Terrify me. Never should have seen that movie...

like for the day

I'm adding chicken and beer as a fav of mine. What can I say, I'm feeling like Luda today.

Likes and Dislikes

OKAY. so keeping up with my friends have been difficult so blogging will help. This post should help.

Likes
Cereal- Oatmeal Crisp, Vanilla Yogurt one. Amazing. And those commercial are jokes, but never work.
Loafers a.k.a Grandpa Shoes- Colin Buckley turned me on them and they are so comfy!
COMICS- Marvel vs. DC, Marvel everyday. I will get into that later but for now let me just say one thing: Secret Invasion.
Timbits- Amazing things really. And apparently they make you gain weight but so far nadda.
Bagels- 'Nuff said.
Dislike
Cheater- They never prosper. Especially in relationships.
Ackee- This nasty ass Jamaican fruit that can be cooked. makes me sick, literally.
People who don't have original ideas...*cough*Miroon*cough*-She's in my class. lol
Mango- It's slimy okay. and really really really stringy. and gets stuck in my teeth.
PEREZ HILTON- HE FUCKING DISGUSTS ME. HE'S STUPID, IGNORANT, DISRESPECTFUL, IDIOTIC, AND JUST SCUM. WILL.I.AM IS MY HERO. PEREZ GIVES ALL GAY PEOPLE A BAD NAME. GOD. I DON'T DISLIKE HIM. I FUCKING HATE HIM.
Likes
Babies- SOOOO cute.
Will.i.am- he's my hero. especially after the Perez incident.
Apples, pears, bananas- mmmmm. so good. and so healthy.
Velcro- hahahahahahaha. im so lazy.
Mike- even though he's a jerk. lol.
Reading
Music
Family
Friends
Alcohol
All i can say is that they are amazing lol
Dislike
Teachers that don't teach- thats just pointless.
So there you go thats it so far. I will keep you guys up to date on more of my likes/dislike. Keep an eye out for Saara's response to my blog. It should be interesting haha

So my friend (the loser she is) finally got a blog and she wants me to write something about it. All i can say is congratulations! She finally got out from under the rock! Lol. Anyways i just had a shower, and now i'm trying to figure out what to write...oh and Jess if your reading this THERE IS A SPIDER IN MY ROOM! hahaha freaked ya out didn't I? lol i really don't know what to write except good luck with your blog.and i hope it doesn't suck :P